A Puertorican law-student surviving life and sharings his thoughts. Enjoy the randomness.

 

DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN’T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW?!? THAT’S BULLSH*T!

BUY TORGUE!

Mr. Torgue (via pamelahoward)

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venomxus:

What I want to say when teachers are explaining something complex in school… Torgue couldn’t have said it any better.

shopiebear:

"You’re cordially invited BITCH!!!"
- Tiny Tina

Wait a minute. Those cookies aren’t chocolate chip. Those…are…raisins. WHYYYYYY-HY-HYYYYY?! SHAWTY, DESTROY ALL THE FOOD DISPENSERS! WIPE THE RAISIN ABOMINATIONS OFF THE MAP! I JUST WANTED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?

Tiny Tina, Borderlands (source)

keytarofkruphix:

Garruk: My name is Garruk Wildspeaker, but there’s one other name you might know me by… Apex Predator.

Liliana: Who?

Garruk: Apex Predator, man… Legendary beastmage? Aw, forget it.